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Turdcules Farti Gras Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray)

Turdcules Farti Gras Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray)

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Unlike other toilet deodorizers, we don't cover up the smell, we eliminate at it on a molecular level by bonding to the nitrogen and sulfur molecules that make your poop stink!

Farti Gras Toilet Elixir - to celebrate Fart Tuesday; shake well, spray in bowl & FIRE in the hole!
We say it smells like Hand Grenades & Hell Yeahs..
Seriously, it smells like Teak Wood and Pirate Rum.

100+ uses per 2 oz bottle. Septic-safe.