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Pooseidon Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray) by Turdcules
Pooseidon Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray) by Turdcules

Pooseidon Toilet Elixir (Toilet Spray) by Turdcules

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$19.95

Pooseidon Toilet Elixir - To calm the PORCELAIN sea; shake well, spray in bowl & FIRE in the hole!
We say it smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors.

Seriously, it smells like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum.

  • A manlier alternative to Poo-Pourri
  • Made in the USA
  • Septic-safe.
  • 100+ uses per 2 oz. bottle.
  • NOT SOLD IN BIG BOX STORES!